manywinged:

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

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thickness-protection-program:

This blog is 100% pro-whore and pro-slut

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cipher-fresh:

blanq:

maaagic:

amitheasshole is a popular subreddit because it plays on peoples desire to get in the middle of other peoples private arguments

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[ID: A tweet reading “why are threesomes only for sex? What can’t I join in on a couple’s argument in public if I have a good point to make?” /End ID]

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kaity–did:

vaguely-existing:

kaity–did:

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Also we have been very conscious about not saying “you’re okay” and “it’s okay” to Penny when she’s having a toddler melt down cause like, she’s not. This is the biggest worst thing to happen in her little life to her at the time of a melt down. So we (both husband and I, and we’ve train grandparents as well) to always say “I know, I know, I know, so many emotions in such a tiny maam. We’re here, we got you”

Long story short as penny as developed language the way she self soothes is hugging herself and saying “I know I know I know I know” over and over again.

Have to get our hands wiped off? “I know I know I know”

Have to get out of the tub? “I know I know I knooow”


She knows a lot apparently. 😂

Everyone in this house (which at the moment consists of 4 adults and 1 small raccoon child) whenever even mildly inconvenienced will just immediately start siren calling “I know I know I know I know!” We have quickly adapt to know this means that another adult should come help.

Dad can’t get the coffee machine to work? “I know I know I know”

Grandpa can’t figure out what the App Store is? “I know I know I know”

We must be very confusing to the neighbors

family friendly version of “how is everyone coping with the horrors?”

10/10 addition to this post

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lesbianralzarek:

milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like

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skellydun:

absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.

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musicalhell:

queenofattolia:

yaushie:

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

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i-fought-space:

natalieironside:

cowgirlmilkers:

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thebeanestbad:

proserpinesbear:

natalieironside:

I really wish I’d had this kind of unrestricted access to unabridged audiobooks when I was in high school. There’s so much classic literature that I eventually came to love but that I absolutely hated the first time through because of the context I’d been made to read it in.

Reminder to the kids that Librivox is free, legal, and fun!

And so is Libby!

#or whatever app your library uses!#both have pros and cons#LibriVox doesn’t have wait times and doesn’t require a library card#but Libby has audiobooks that are still under copyright AND it supports libraries#highly recommend both

Yes! Usually, Libby is my go-to and LibriVox is my fallback. Libby has commercial audiobooks available through an app but with wait times and a limited selection; LibriVox has shit you never even imagined with no limits but it’s all volunteer-produced and you gotta put it on your phone by candlelight.

LibriVox also has a youtube channel! You can put it on autoplay and listen to leaves of grass followed by shitty 1890s mysteries!

Oh fuck yes

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fairer-tales:

Which Post-Murph-Roll Intrepid Hero are you today?

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